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[svensk]

[Sweden just got to his new room and, while it was perfectly clean, started to clean it. Because that is what you do when you move into a new house.

So the furniture is in the hallway right now. If you are slim enough, you'll be able to still squeeze through. If not, you'll have to try to push it aside... or call the person who put them there if you can't or don't want to touch someone else's furniture just like that.]

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[deadpans]

You don't need to tell him, he already did that. [ Much to his chagrin. His brother religiously reminded him to eat, not because he's genuinely interested in improving Iceland's health, but more like, he wanted to make his little brother's life a living hell. ] Anyway, you missed a spot there.

[ Pointed to a random spot. Yep, he's probably trying to distract Sweden, so said nation won't continue this topic. ]

[svensk]

Tack.

[Moves over to the spot that Iceland pointed out. But you won't distract him that easily.]

H' 'll take 't up gain.

[deadpans]

It's nothing.

[ POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS. Anyway, he could have chosen to answer in Danish, which would annoy Sweden greatly, but he would rather not be a potatomouth B| ]

Yeah, he can win gold if there's such thing as a "remind-your-relative-to-eat-religiously-even-though-they-don't-need-that" Olympics.

[svensk]

W'nter olympics, then.

[Not to be a downer, but it is just the Olympics where Norway and the others are much stronger in comparision.]

[deadpans]

Objection. It happens all the time, not just in winter. [ Slight pause. ] It should have its own Olympics.

[svensk]

H' couldn't have a compet'tion alone.

[Iceland has a point about the all-year-round-thing.]

[deadpans]

Well, we'll find other people who could compete. After all, he couldn't be the only one. Annoying relatives come in packs, they say.

[ Since he's the victim, of course he's right! ]

[svensk]

Den's d'fferent.

[Annoying, but not AS controlling.]

[deadpans]

I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about other people who's just as annoying.

[svensk]

Wh'?

[deadpans]

No one in particular. Which means people in general.

[ And then Iceland finds out that he's running out of Coke. Whoops. ]

[rules_the_north]

F'n isn't.

[Kneejerk reactions, Sweden has them. It's not like he doesn't know about Finland's faults, but in the end none of them are important and he has long learned to either live with them, ignore them or find them adorable. Often the latter.]

...Y' okay?

[deadpans]

I'm not talking about him either, Svi.

[ Love tinted people's perspectives. Dokidoki. ]

I ran out of Coke. [ SAID AS IF HE'D JUST LOST HIS NATIONHOOD OR SOMETHING EQUALLY IMPORTANT. In a totally deadpan manner, by the way. ]

[rules_the_north]

Th' have none h're?

[WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN]

confessions of a teenage drama king, pt. I

[deadpans]

[ He's tempted to say "yes. because this is LONDON." Buuut he's gonna exercise some restrain and give Sweden a sensible answer, or at least a decent one. ]

No, they have plenty around, of course, but the vending machine...is far away. [ HE MADE IT SOUNDS LIKE THE NEAREST VENDING MACHINE WAS LOCATED IN THE SOUTH POLE. ] I'm doomed.

He's the eternal teenager of the Nordics or something. Den and Swe are the eternal sandbox kids.

[svensk]

Stack 't.

[Continues to clean. He'll help Iceland carry if necessary if they have to go to some place further away and get large amounts.]

and Norway is the eternal troll. how fitting he has a troll. (pun intended)

[deadpans]

...huh?

[ Clearly, Iceland doesn't get it. Even if he had put some thoughts into it and it took him quite a while to respond. Sweden's thick accent only makes it worse. ]

Finland is the person who eternally stands at the side and freaks out.

[svensk]

I 'll help y' get more.

[He gets up and heads out of the room, gesturing for Iceland to follow him.]

and try to stop them from killing each other because he's The Chick

[deadpans]

[ That's kind of...unexpected, and he sort of peers curiously at Sweden before following him. ]

Would you pay for them, too? [ Trollololol ]

Re: and try to stop them from killing each other because he's The Chick

[svensk]

'm have no currency y't.

[Or rather, he already spent what he had on detergent and other things to furnish and clean the room.]

[deadpans]

You mean you haven't exchanged your money yet?

[ He had exchanged like, half of his, and spent it on totally useful things like Coke. Yep. At least he's still sensible enough to buy real useful things and left about one-third of those money untouched. ]

[svensk]

'm bought th'ngs.

[He really needs a job. Something useful.]

[deadpans]

Let me guess, detergent and all of its friends?

[ Someone here knows you quite well, Sweden. And he needs a job too. Preferably something that doesn't involve dealing with people. ]

[svensk]

[Let Sweden deal with people. Or... maybe not.]

Corr'ct.

[deadpans]

[ Unless it's in IKEA, then... ]

I know. [ After all, Sweden is a big fan of those things... ] Aren't you going to give me a prize or something because I guessed correctly?