Open dressing room

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[ New Year is just around the corner, which means that everyone should be happy, right? Or at least got affected by the joyous atmosphere, especially since Christmas was only like, two days ago. Unfortunately, a certain someone here is perennially dissatisfied with his current situation. You know, the whole interdimensional shit and all? Iceland wasn't impressed. Especially because of a certain something. So now you'll all get a broadcast from him. The first thing the video feed revealed was, of course, the broadcaster. Silver-white hair, pale blue eyes, and all that jazz. His expression was like someone whose beloved puffin cat just got hit by a truck, and the truck driver happens to be his bestfriend (he didn't have any, but shhh, this is an analogy) who had just ran off with his girlfriend (disclaimer: he didn't have any either). In another words: a bastard child of grave and pissed off. ]

The food here sucks. [ See, at least he went straight to the point! ] I would rather be trapped anywhere else. Monsters? Zombies? Aliens and the whole nine yard? Bring it on, I don't care. At least I'm not trapped in- [ Swear word omitted, but it's in Icelandic anyway, you won't understand. But it means "this goddamn hellhole" or something along that line, yeah. ] this place.

[ After all, it's common knowledge that British food suck, and coincidentally, Iceland agree with that. And he's dramatic enough to let his annoyance with British food spread elsewhere. After all, he's kind of...stuck in the past when it comes to his relations with England. ]

How am I supposed to continue to exist if all the food here sucks? [ / drama king ] Can't we just like, build a portal to our home worlds or something? [ Dressing rooms doesn't work that way, Iceland. Anyway, the answer to his food dilemma is: he can cook instead of eating out, or mooch either Sweden or Norway's food, but a) he's too lazy to do so, and b) he has this little thing called pride. ]


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[ For you action-oriented people (can be taken literally), he's currently sitting in the park, toying with his communicator after the broadcast. Probably got a book or two. Feel more than free to troll bug him. ]